The Little Book of Senior Moments

Description

You know you're having a senior moment when you decide it s time to pull up your socks and realize you forgot to put any on! Age is just a number and you re only as old as you feel, but if you re heading into your golden years and you re certifiably no spring chicken , you might benefit from browsing through the pages of this tongue-in-cheek book to help you decide if your marbles just need a polish or you ve well and truly lost them! Inside you ll find examples of classic senior moments , such as: Ringing a friend to ask them for their phone number. Getting annoyed at the fact that your all-in-one remote won t open your garage door. Going to the store for milk and coming home with a new dog collar, rawl plugs, some plant pots that were on special offer but no milk. Feeling frustrated by your computer s instructions to press any key , when there s no Any key on your keyboard. With a sprinkling of reassuring quotes from fellow old-timers, this collection will help you see the funny side of getting older (but not necessarily wiser).

Freddie Green used to work in a bank before realising that writers have more fun (though less access to the folding stuff). A keen member of his local pub-quiz team in Lowestoft, Freddie loves telling jokes and sharing his detailed knowledge of 1980s situation comedies with anyone tolerant enough to listen.