Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

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Raising kids can sometimes feel like society has ended, so why not go one further, and actually plan for it? From James Breakwell, who Buzzfeed called 'the funniest dad on Twitter', this hilarious book will help you through the rise of the undead, with helpful hints and tips on raising healthy, entirely human, offspring. So, hunker down, stock up on supplies (alcohol, primarily) and get ready for the long haul. Or alternatively, take the more proactive approach. Ransack your kid's toy chest/weapons locker for zombie lacerating objects, bear arms with a terrorising umbrella stroller, or (not recommended) use your baby as a human missile. With kids and with zombies, the possibilities are truly endless. And with parenting in a Zombie apocalypse, the rules change. Bursting with twisted logic, questionable data, badly drawn cartoons and frank parenting advice, this is the witty gift book that everyone will be talking about this year. And who knows? It may even help you survive everyday life as well.

James Breakwell is a professional TV comedy writer and amateur father of four girls, ages six, four, two, and seven months. He tells jokes about his family on his Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn, which has nearly 900,000 followers and continues to grow at a rapid pace. His articles are available at www.ExplodingUnicorn.com. Only Dead on the Inside is his first book.

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