The Stupidest Things Ever Said Top 10 Lists

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In more than twenty books and calendars, Kathryn and Ross Petras have established their brand as the sine qua non of inane utterances, and themselves as the guardians of the flame of stupidity. Just when you thought they couldn't get any funnier, they have: "The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of Top Ten Lists" compiles the best of the best - the stupidest of the stupidest - quotations from their calendars (never before available in book form) along with hundreds of new entries from print, broadcast, and other sources, organized and ranked in side-splitting top-ten lists. From Game Show Contestants (No. 4: "Family Feud" host: Name an invention that has replaced stairs. Contestant: The wheel.) to Bureaucratic Blather (No. 5: "Exit access is that part of a means of egress that leads to an entrance to an exit - government fire-prevention pamphlet for homes for the elderly), these masters of moronic misstatement have at last delivered their magnum opus.

Kathryn and Ross Petras, sister and brother, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Kathryn Petras lives in Seattle. Ross and Kathryn Petras, brother and sister, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross Petras lives in Toronto.