Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist

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Move over, Mother Goose. Congratulations, and welcome to parenthood! Babies are a miracle, but even miracles poop. A lot. Thank goodness she's got your twinkling eyes, he's got your perfect nose, and we've got your aching back. Welcome to Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist ,the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere. Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to. Drinks include:,Eeny, Martini, Miny, Mo,Jack and Coke (and Jill),Ring Around the Rose,Old MacDonald Had a Flask,Baa, Baa, Black Russian, and more!

Tim Federle is the author of Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails with a Literary Twist, which was named the 2013 Goodreads Cookbook of the Year and called a joy" by the London Evening Standard. Though Tim is not a parent himself (that he knows of), he is a very cool uncle. Tim lives and drinks in New York City. Say hi at TimFederle.com and on Twitter at @TimFederle.

"More fun at a baby shower than a Diaper Genie." --Tampa Bay Times "It's not easy to riff off childhood favorites with such a clean balance of wit and punch, but Federle nails it." --Food Network Dish "The exhaustion and the joy of parenthood are palatable. That is what makes this book exceptional. It perfectly captures both ends of the parenting spectrum." --BookTrib "Hickory joins a line of recent publications like the viral smash Go the F**k to Sleep and the follow-up You Have to F**king Eat that add an irreverent twist to parenting." --Atlantic Magazine "[E]ssential cocktail book to add to your collection." --L.A. Times Daily Dish Praise for Tim Federle's Tequila Mockingbird "It's a little-known fact that the information in here will make anyone look and sound better than they actually do" --David Baldacci "...this is a wonderfully entertaining read, slight enough to be digested in one sitting, clever enough to be entertaining even if you never make a single one of the cocktails." --World of Beer blog