Armchair Quarterback's Playbook

Description

"The Armchair Quarterback Playbook" is the first book to celebrate their pastime and codify their culture of extreme devotion. Both funny and authentic, this impulse paperback is designed to look like a real football playbook - complete with hilariously modified X and O diagrams. Whether watching the game home alone, gathering with buddies, or hanging out at a sports bar, everything a football fan needs to know is here: how to redirect an interfering spouse ("The Listen and Respond Fake"), methods for keeping children at bay ("Intentional Grounding"), how to burn a teamlogo into one's lawn, proper Buffalo Wing-eating techniques, equipment and etiquette tips, game food recipes, insights into Armchair Quarterback vernacular, and more.

Christopher Lee Barish has watched more than 20,000 hours of football since age seven. He lives in New York.

"It's genius. It's awesome. It tells you everything you need to be totally equipped for the football season." Stretch, The Stretch Show, Maxim Radio on Sirius "The book is a masterpiece. There's a skill in watching football and Chris is proving that." Dave Visscher, KBOX, Montana "Just hilarious" Troy Neff, WCWA, Cleveland "A great book; a great man." Kevin Miller, KDKA, The Voice of Pittsburgh "It's a fun read and people will get a kick out of it." George Lapides, WHBQ Memphis, Sports Time with Lapides "The book is fantastic. A must have book if you are an Armchair Quarterback or you aspire to be a great Armchair Quarterback." Al Roney WGY Morning News Albany NY "It's a great idea and it's a great book." Sid Rosenberg, The Sid Rosenberg Show WAXY-AM Miami Florida "It's genius. It s awesome. It tells you everything you need to be totally equipped for the football season." Stretch, The Stretch Show, Maxim Radio on Sirius "The book is a masterpiece. There's a skill in watching football and Chris is proving that." Dave Visscher, KBOX, Montana "Just hilarious" Troy Neff, WCWA, Cleveland "A great book; a great man." Kevin Miller, KDKA, The Voice of Pittsburgh "It's a fun read and people will get a kick out of it." George Lapides, WHBQ Memphis, Sports Time with Lapides "The book is fantastic. A must have book if you are an Armchair Quarterback or you aspire to be a great Armchair Quarterback." Al Roney WGY Morning News Albany NY "It's a great idea and it s a great book." Sid Rosenberg, The Sid Rosenberg Show WAXY-AM Miami Florida