I Dont Need to Have Children

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Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys. Author of HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN BEHAVE IN 21 DAYS OR LESS and EVEN GOD IS SINGLE, together with 262,000 copies in print, she now shows women how to gain the upper hand in any relationship. Illustrated with glee by Gary Baseman, whose endearing pot-bellied little boys in boxer shorts give the book the retro quality of an old cartoon, I DON'T NEED TO HAVE CHILDREN, I DATE THEM is essential humour for contemporary women. First, it proves the similarity between big boys and little boys. Consider: Both share a major breast fixation. Both have trouble dressing themselves. Both think The Three Stooges are funny. And both love to be told, You are...sooo big! But this is a reason to celebrate, not fret; once you master a little child psychology, you can fix any boo-boos in your relationship. It's all a matter of nifty tricks, like "Food and rest can solve most problems" and "Never ask questions your boy can reject." Because boys will be boys. Even when they're grown men.