Motherhood Is a B#tch: 10 Steps to Regaining Your Sanity, Sexiness, and Inner Diva

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You've had a kid or two . . . or three. Now, every time you look in the mirror you ask yourself, "Who the hell is that tired, washed out woman looking back at me?" What happened to the stylish, stiletto-wearing woman who prided herself on living the fabulous life? It's time to reclaim your pre-baby body, mind, and mojo. No more sulking, stressing, or resenting other moms who have it more together than you and wondering how they do it. Motherhood is a B#tch! tells you how YOU can do it. This guide tells it like it is and explains how women lose their sense of self once they have children and why it's so important to reclaim it. Motherhood is a B#tch! tackles the toughest issues facing moms today and empowers you to regain your once fierce and fab self. In the end, you'll be happier, healthier, and hotter than ever. Motherhood is a B#tch! is the modern mom's bible for dealing with the day-to-day chaos with style and grace. It's written for the stressed out working mom and the harried stay-at-home mom, who have sacrificed their lives, careers, bodies, and sanity to become moms. And, honey, it's time to take it all back!

Lyss Stern wears many hats-she's "the mommy whisperer," columnist, CEO of divamoms.com, and a mompreneur. She created Divalysscious Moms as a way to get her groove back after giving birth to her first child and help other mothers find themselves post-baby. Today, DivaMoms is the premier network and event company for the New York area's well-heeled moms. Stern lives in New York City with her husband, their three children, and their dog. Sheryl Berk is a New York Times bestselling author several times over. She is the founding editor in chief of Life & Style Weekly A&E Biography. Berk has collaborated with celebs on their memoirs/lifestyle books and is the coauthor (with her daughter) of a bestselling children's chapter book series. Berk lives in New York City with her husband and daughter. Jill Kargman is a born and bred New Yorker, age 41 (yes, she embraces her real age), who is not afraid to dish about life on the Upper East Side. She is a New York Times best-selling author and create and star of Bravo TV's Odd Mom Out. Her newest book is titled Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave.

"Her hilarious writing will make you laugh out loud, but, more importantly, it will make you feel understood. Don't listen to the mommy noise. Follow your gut, do the best you can, and 'lyssen' to Lyss!" Jill Kargman "Finally, a book that doesn't sugarcoat the idea of what it is to be a mother. Basically, we are f#cking warriors." Rebecca Minkoff, fashion designer "Lyss tells it like it is while making us laugh at all the craziness and chaos that is motherhood. Her message is empowering go forth and be fierce! Her book is an eye-opener that every modern mom needs to read!" Kelly Rutherford "Lyss represents every mom in her quest to do it all in a 'fabulyss' way! She's savvy, strong, smart, sexy, and confident. But her most appealing trait is her passion for helping other moms find the tools within themselves to create their own 'fabulyss' worlds." Jenny Hutt, host of Just Jenny on Sirius XM Satellite Radio "There's much to be admired about Lyss Stern. [She's] tireless with a strength and purpose to help other women who secretly struggle. She's a beautiful person who puts her vanity aside to just make us all feel empowered . . . and that's something to be applauded." Sasha Charnin Morrison, pop culture connoisseur and author of Secrets of Stylists "Nobody tells you that giggling baby in the Ivory Snow commercial is never going to let you sleep. Nobody tells you [that the] adorable toddler in bows is going to come home one day with a nose ring . . . Lyss tells you what nobody else will while showing you how to be the most 'fabulyss' mom, wife, and success you can be!" Erika Katz, author of Bonding Over Beauty "Wait, I know your husband. Is that him on the front cover?? (I'm never letting him forget this.)" -Samantha Bee, host of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee "We all lose ourselves when we enter the sisterhood of motherhood. So, let's laugh, learn, and embrace the moments together. After all, there is perfection in the imperfection." -Sukanya Krishnan, lead anchor of PIX11 Morning News and five-time Emmy Award winner "Her hilarious writing will make you laugh out loud, but, more importantly, it will make you feel understood. Don't listen to the mommy noise. Follow your gut, do the best you can, and 'lyssen' to Lyss!" Jill Kargman "Finally, a book that doesn't sugarcoat the idea of what it is to be a mother. Basically, we are f#cking warriors." Rebecca Minkoff, fashion designer "Lyss tells it like it is while making us laugh at all the craziness and chaos that is motherhood. Her message is empowering go forth and be fierce! Her book is an eye-opener that every modern mom needs to read!" Kelly Rutherford "Lyss represents every mom in her quest to do it all in a 'fabulyss' way! She's savvy, strong, smart, sexy, and confident. But her most appealing trait is her passion for helping other moms find the tools within themselves to create their own 'fabulyss' worlds." Jenny Hutt, host of Just Jenny on Sirius XM Satellite Radio "There's much to be admired about Lyss Stern. [She's] tireless with a strength and purpose to help other women who secretly struggle. She's a beautiful person who puts her vanity aside to just make us all feel empowered . . . and that's something to be applauded." Sasha Charnin Morrison, pop culture connoisseur and author of Secrets of Stylists "Nobody tells you that giggling baby in the Ivory Snow commercial is never going to let you sleep. Nobody tells you [that the] adorable toddler in bows is going to come home one day with a nose ring . . . Lyss tells you what nobody else will while showing you how to be the most 'fabulyss' mom, wife, and success you can be!" Erika Katz, author of Bonding Over Beauty "Wait, I know your husband. Is that him on the front cover?? (I'm never letting him forget this.)" -Samantha Bee, host of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee "We all lose ourselves when we enter the sisterhood of motherhood. So, let's laugh, learn, and embrace the moments together. After all, there is perfection in the imperfection." -Sukanya Krishnan, lead anchor of PIX11 Morning News and five-time Emmy Award winner