3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs

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An enormous collection of over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion, ranging from quick-fire one-liners and observations to rambling yarns, and from the classic to the modern. An enormous collection of over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion. Jokes range from quick-fire one-liners and observations to rambling yarns, and from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion, from the best man's speech to the sales conference, or just for swapping around the pub table, and it's arranged by subject matter so it's easy to find just the right joke. Unless you're a child, because this book is definitely for adults only! This hilarious book will appeal both to people who want to find a specific joke for a specific event, and to anyone who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh. Jokes include: * What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador. * What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. * What did the slug say to the snail? 'Big Issue?' Word count: 200,000 words

Mike Haskins is a comedy writer. He has written for Simon Pegg, Smack the Pony, and Steve Coogan, and has worked closely with Griff Rhys Jones on Smith and and Jones, among others.