Rhino What You Did Last Summer

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'Rarely has a character so despicable, so selfish, so self-obsessed and so utterly thick been so loved' Sunday Independent Fame. Fortune. Screaming girls. The adoration of strangers. I've had it all before, yet nothing could have prepared this Horny Little Devil for his new life in the City of Angels. Sacked as the coach of the Andorra rugby team and on the run from the sister I never knew I had, I decided to head west, vowing to win back my wife and daughter from a risk assessor predicting economic doom for the world. Imagine my shock when I discovered that my old dear, on a nationwide book tour, was already busy charming America out of its collective elasticated pants. With Trevion, a 1991 Gulf War-veteran-turned-celebrity-Svengali, on my side, not to mention my brand new bromance with a gym instructor called Harvey, I was determined to become more famous than even her. But one nose job and one abdominal resculpt later, I no longer knew where reality ended and reality TV began ...

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is the ultimate fantasy shag of 95 per cent of women in Dublin. The other 5 per cent are to be pitied because they basically can't, like, handle the pressure. You need to be some woman for one woman to be with the maestro. And that's not to be tooting my own trumpet, roysh; that's just stating a simple fact of life. So get over it.

Ross is back and the world is a better place for it * Irish Times * Howard captures the insanity of celebrity culture perfectly and his knowledge of pop culture is thrilling * Sunday Tribune * Howard is Ireland's finest chronicler of south Dublin life * Irish Independent *