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Football Jokes: Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics

Paperback / softback

Main Details

Title Football Jokes: Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics
Authors and Contributors      By (author) Macmillan Adult's Books
By (author) Macmillan Children's Books
Illustrated by Jane Eccles
Physical Properties
Format:Paperback / softback
Pages:112
Dimensions(mm): Height 198,Width 130
ISBN/Barcode 9781447254614
ClassificationsDewey:796.3340207
Audience
Children's (6-12)
Edition Unabridged edition

Publishing Details

Publisher Pan Macmillan
Imprint Macmillan Children's Books
Publication Date 5 June 2014
Publication Country United Kingdom

Description

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in-between those all-important World Cup games, Premiere League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When it dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course! Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well armed! FOOTBALLER: I think I must have hay fever. How can I stop my nose running? DOCTOR: Tackle it. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day. Why did the millionaire footballer have no bathroom in his house? He was filthy rich.

Author Biography

Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. She has illustrated some very funny books including The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes, Football Jokes, and the poetry collection I Love My Mum.