How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living

Description

Zombies, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, ghouls - no matter what kind of monster, be assured someone is talking about it. This book is a humourous and exciting book to satisfy the needs of all those mad-for-monsters people out there. Just like the bestselling Farts: A Spotter's Guide in size and format, this is a sound book. Through hilarious sounds, descriptions and pictures you can be fluent in Zombie in no time. This book is designed to help you navigate everyday life now that the world has been overrun by zombies. Your best hope in this regard is to learn how to speak their language. The sound module included with this phrasebook will help tune your ear to the nuances of zombie speech. Use it, and you'll soon be doing everything you used to do before the world was conquered by the living dead and doing it in style. A fantastic gift for any monster-mad mate!

Steve Mockus is a San Francisco-based writer who enjoys reading, hiking, and socializing with zombies.

Selected as a YALSA Quick Pick for reluctant readers.