It's a daily dose of ignorance, political doublespeak, jaw-dropping stupidity, or foot-in-the-mouth hilarity--no wonder it's a perennial bestseller. How "not" to talk about one's spouse: "She really has become a monster...I mean monster in the most positive way."--"Donald Trump, on his pregnant wife Melania." Questionable Congressional testimony: "President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale." --"Attorney General Alberto Gonzales." And dumb employee excuses: "I forgot to come back to work after lunch."
