Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss Before,During,and After Sex

Description

Move over South Beach, Atkins, and the Zone. Here's the real secret to losing weight and keeping it off: The Dieter's Guide To Weight Loss Before, During, And After Sex. Bigger and better and more indispensable than ever, it's Richard Smith's tongue-in-cheek humour classics in a brand new format perfect for gift-giving. Completely revised and updated to include topical issues like metrosexuals, Viagra, second honeymoons, and cell phone sex (in the car, on the bus). Funny as hell, and now comprehensive, from bathing together to banish the blahs: 20 calories burned; with a rubber duck: 40 calories; with the au pair: 592 calories - to putting on a condom: while still in the restaurant: 27 calories; while ringing her doorbell: 66 calories; while asking her out: 200 calories - to thanking partner for a wonderful night: signing your note "guess-who?"; 5 calories, if partner has no idea who it's from: 200 calories.

Richard Smith weighs even less than he did in 1978 when he wrote the original, bestselling Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. And he has not given up carbohydrates.