Dummies for Suckers: A Comprehensive User's Guide (Self-Help for Babies, #3)

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Self-Help for Babies: if you don't laugh, you'll cry. Dear Baby Do you feel like no one understands the relationship you have with your dummy? Don't worry. A lot of babies feel this way. We're here to help you get the comfort you need, from the dummy you love. Happy sucking! If you've had a baby, you've no doubt had some well-meaning parent smugly say, 'You know, babies don't come with a manual.' Well, now your newborn can READ the manual with Self-Help for Babies, a hilarious new series from bestselling Australian authors Beck and Matt Stanton. PRAISE FOR SLEEP 101: HOW TO SLEEP LIKE A BABY 'Recommended. Filled with delightful illustrations and instructions of where a baby should or could sleep, this little book is a lot of fun and reassurance for parents or grandparents about getting a baby to sleep.' - ReadPlus PRAISE FOR SELF-HELP FOR BABIES SERIES 'Beck and Matt Stanton sure know how to bring a smile to their readers face, no matter their age and this latest series does not disappoint in the humour department ... With clear black and white images and the use of block color backgrounds, this series is sure to demand the attention of little minds. They are great books to snuggle up with and smile at.' - Dark Matter Zine 'Illustrated with very simple line drawings that manage to capture real life scenarios every new parent will recognise, they are tongue-in-cheek reassurance to hollow-eyed, exhausted parents wondering 'Is it just me? Am I a terrible parent? Why won't my baby sleep? What am I doing wrong?' ... It's a delight; something that could be read aloud to a baby while giving a wrung-out parent a much-needed chuckle.' - Denise Newtown Writes

Matt Stanton is a bestselling children's author and illustrator who has sold more than one million books. His middle-grade series, Funny Kid, debuted as the #1 Australian kids' book and has fans all around the world. He has twenty picture books to his name, including the award-winning Books That Drive Kids Crazy! and Fart Monster series, and is currently creating his immensely popular graphic novel series, The Odds, and brand-new series of novels, Bored. Matt lives in Sydney with his wife, bestselling author Beck Stanton, and their children. mattstanton.net Beck Stanton is the acclaimed co-creator of the bestselling picture books This Is a Ball, Did You Take the B from My _ook?, The Red Book, Wait! and The Book That Never Ends. Before her career in children's books, Beck worked as a primary school teacher. She lives in Sydney with her husband, bestselling author-illustrator Matt Stanton, and their three young children. beckstanton.com