This is a series of dispatches from the frontline of childhood. The reader is given an insight into the world of a one year old, a world where you're left in the charge of totally inept parents, where everything is the wrong height and where nobody understands a word you say. There are full and frank explanations about: why the one year old sometimes blows snot through his nose (because he can); the mystery of the stalker (if only someone had explained to him about mirrors); the stupidity of his parents (Hairy and Smooth); and the delights of running around the kitchen table naked.
Author Biography
Rohan Candappa is a healthy handful of a man. He lives in London with his wife, two children and double a fridge.
